Jennifer Lopez’s first ex-husband, Ojani Noa, is making headlines by threatening to release nude tapes of the music star from their short union together.

Choreographer Cris Judd, best known for his two-year marriage to J. Lo, is also in the news this week – but only because he decided to get married again.

He and Kelly A. Wolfe have tied the knot in a small ceremony with about 35 guests in Laguna Beach, Calif., the dancer tells Us Weekly. Sounds delightful.

“It was completely and utterly perfect,” says Judd, who adds that the couple even wrote their own vows, which made the wedding ceremony “fantastic.”

Former Mr. J. Lo Cris Judd is now Mr. Kelly A. Wolfe!

He and Wolfe have been together for about nine months. Earlier this month, tabloids reported that the Juddster popped the question in San Francisco.

Judd knew “pretty much right away” he wanted to marry Wolfe: “She’s beautiful and she’s fantastic,” he said. “It’s just so easy to be around each other.”

Any honeymoon plans for the pair?

“Not right now,” Judd said.

Oh well.

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Soon-to-be-divorced reality TV father of eight Jon Gosselin is single and ready to mingle get in the pants of some of the cutest blondes in Hollywood.

Too bad they’ll probably have a say in it and turn down that kind offer, although hey, you never know. The Hills could use a little bit of a ratings boost.

According to Star, Jon’s made a list, and there’s no need to check it twice, because the girls he’d most like to bang are all sexy Hollywood staples.

“What he really wants is to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port,” an insider says of Jon G.’s “hit list” of young starlets.

MR. COOL: Jon Gosselin aspires to bed Hills stars past and present.

We’d imagine Port is out of his league, as she is not desperate. Kristin Cavallari, though? If she’ll fake-date Justin-Bobby, Jon might have a chance.

Girl clearly has low standards and wants to be famous, after all.

“He’s like a kid in a candy store and going absolutely wild,” Jon’s friend dishes. “Let’s just say he definitely isn’t on the prowl for another wife.”

And Jon’s libido is never satisfied, another close friend of his dishes. “He’s even been with two girls on the same day – and it’s still not enough!”

Wait, Jon has hooked up with two chicks at the same time?

Unless their names were Hailey Glassman and Kate Major, we had no idea he pulled that off. And we really pity those girls, because come on.

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Over the past 25 years, Oprah Winfrey, who announced her farewell last week, changed the face of TV, touching the lives of tens of millions of Americans.

She also yelled a lot like a deranged lunatic.

If you’ve ever seen her show, you know that Oprah cannot merely say a celebrity’s name as if it were a normal word. She must scream it, ridiculously.

It’s as if O somehow knew The Hollywood Gossip would one day come to fruition and an intern would find and delight in posting a montage like this …

One can only imagine if Oprah exclaims the name Stedman Graham this way after … um, never mind. Let’s just forget we ever went there and move on.

How about those Grady Sizemore pictures, eh?

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Somewhere, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene are sharing a laugh at Grady Sizemore’s expense.

The Cleveland Indians centerfielder is the latest celebrity to have racy photos of himself leaked online, as well as the latest to make the mistake of calling attention to said photos by taking legal action against those that have posted them.

According to Sizemore, the pics were intended solely for his ex-girlfriend, Playboy playmate Brittany Binger. Shockingly, though, they found their way onto the Internet.

“These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend’s e-mail,” Sizemore told The Cleveland Plain Dealer over the weekend. “It’s now a legal matter that is under investigation. I can’t say anything more.”

Sizemore should really stick to hitting home runs and stealing bases. PR clearly isn’t his strong suit.

The All-Star’s legal actions have simply allowed this story to grow into national news. Heck, Indians General Manager Mark Shapiro was even asked about the situation and said the team will “look into it.”

It’s nice to know the sport that turned a blind eye to decades of steroid use now has online investigators tracking down non-nude Grady Sizemore pictures.

The Bud Selig era in a nutshell, folks.

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Note to Kim Kardashian: when you make Kate Bosworth look like the Rush Limbaugh, something is wrong.

Indeed, Kim Tweeted a photo of her emaciated self to followers last week, causing the Web to wonder what the heck happened to the formerly curvy, sexy amateur sex tape actress?

The answer: QuickTrim happened.

Kim and Khloe Kardashian sold themselves (and curvy girls eveywhere) out a long time ago, as they agreed to shill for a totally unhealthy weight loss system. On the home page for this cleansing product, the folks behind QuickTrim write: [Our] statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

Something to keep in mind for anyone that wants to follow the Kardashians’ lead.

On her most recent blog entry, Kim writes:

“I really feel like I have reached my fitness goal and now I am toned, fit and at a healthy weight and I just need to keep it up!”

From there, Kim posted photos (above) of her and Khloe in bikinis from a recent QuickTrim commercial shoot. They both look positively sick, gaunt and terrible.

At least the sisters are undoubtedly using the money from these campaigns to help third-world countries and those in poverty… NOT!

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According to reports, Brittany Murphy was fired from an upcoming film that was shooting in Puerto Rico for being difficult on set and a detriment to production.

We’re not sure which film, but Murphy’s IMDB profile indicates that this film may have been The Caller, which also stars True Blood cast member Stephen Moyer.

It took about 15 seconds for Brittany to be replaced, too. Twilight and New Moon star Rachelle Lefevre reportedly hopped on a plane as soon as Murphy was out.

A source also says that Brittany was so pissed about getting booted from the film that she didn’t want to leave Puerto Rico and had “plans to sabotage the film.”

That would qualify her as a Grade A nut job.

Not a good weekend for Brittany Murphy. Or Simon Monjack.

The really interesting part of Brittany’s movie set ouster was that the weird British con-artist she married in 2007, Simon Monjack, got into a fight with some locals.

Could there be a connection between the whole Puerto Rico incident and Monjack arriving at LAX airport “incoherent” and having to be hospitalized Saturday?

Murphy thought that Simon Monjack was having an asthma attack, but medical personnel boarding the plane evidently felt it might be even more serious.

Con-jack was released from the hospital last night and even picked up some burgers before heading home, but it makes you wonder … burgers? Really Simon?!

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White House state dinner crasher Michaele Salahi is apparently old pro (or at least an old cheap hack who needs to be locked up) at whatever it is she does.

According to a source, the Real Housewives of D.C. fraud once tried to fake being a cheerleader for the NFL’s Washington Redskins … for reasons unknown.

A former cheerleader who worked with the poser at Nordstroms in McClean, Va., from 1989-1994, was shocked to see her at a 2005 Redskins Cheerleader Alumni reunion. The source says she had no idea Michaele Salahi was a cheerleader.

That’s because she wasn’t. Team officials have no record proving her claims of being on the squad. Yet she lied her way into the 2005 reunion anyway.

Not quite as serious as somehow posing as a socialite, getting past security and crashing a state dinner at the White House, but equally puzzling.

Michaele Salahi met the President of the United States last week. Pretty soon, we imagine she will be meeting with members of the United States Secret Service.

Michaele and her husband, fellow state dinner crasher Tareq Salahi, had a private box at FedEx Field, where the team plays, and invited some of the real cheerleaders back to the their seats to hang out after the halftime performance.

“It became apparent she was trying to fake her way into looking like a Redskins cheerleader, in order to position herself as a social gem in society,” the source says.

“Micahele is a con artist on every level.”

One who might consider seeing a shrink. Wonder if Bravo will rename its new show The Mentally Unstable, Pathetic Frauds Who Pose as Rich Housewives of D.C.

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She doesn’t create controversy like Adam Lambert.

She doesn’t have an unusual, inspiring backstory like Susan Boyle.

She doesn’t beat her girlfriend and then get rewarded for it with a primetime interview like Chris Brown.

Instead, Taylor Swift simply makes fun music – and fans around the world love her for it!

The pretty, talented musician took her Fearless tour to England this week. Below we’ve published a series of photos from her concert at Manchester Arena. If you attended the event, we’d love to hear about it!

[Photos: Splash News]

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Promoting her upcoming album, Rihanna belted out her latest single, “Russian Roulette,” on the UK reality series The X Factor on Sunday night.

On the show, the 21-year-old singer also announced that she’ll be going on tour in Spring 2010 and that tickets will go on sale in a few weeks.

Perhaps when she does, the past year’s worth of drama between Rihanna and Chris Brown will finally die out, or at least fade away somewhat.

The former lovers are hard at work promoting new albums, but Chris’ assault on RiRi in February continues to dominate news – and interviews.

In December, Brown will finally come clean about Rihanna on 20/20, which just had Rihanna on. Anyway, here’s Rihanna singing on X-Factor …

What do you think of Rihanna’s new song?

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to send in the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity pic posted below!

It’s quite simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). Post as many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we’ll announce the winner.

That’s it! Go to town, people! Today’s Caption Contest features a bloodied Hulk Hogan in the ring. What could this crazy fella be thinking/saying? You tell us …

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